I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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