think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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