Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
How drunk are you?
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