What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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