You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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