hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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