im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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