Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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