I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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