She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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