Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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