so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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