So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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