I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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