i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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