Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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