belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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