great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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