i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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