I think I just saw someone hide a body.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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