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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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