'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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