So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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