We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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