Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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