Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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