Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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