i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I deserve this hangover.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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