dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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