bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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