I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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