found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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