well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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