one two three fourrrrnication!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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