i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Your penis caused this!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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