i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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