he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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