so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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