Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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