all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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