There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
