i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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