I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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