Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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