Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I think my fart just growled at me.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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