Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
no you cant smoke seaweed
tequila makes me forget i have legs
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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