so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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