How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
