if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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