How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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