I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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