Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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