Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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